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Stop Staring At My Cock - Funny Personalized Custom Tropical Hawaiian Aloha Men Beach Shorts - Summer Vacation Gift, Birthday Party Gift For Husband

  • 📦 Order today and get it by Nov 15-20
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  • Arrives by Nov 15-20 if you order today. Hooray!
  • Nov 02

    Order placed

    Nov 5-7

    Order ships

    Nov 15-20

    Delivered!

    Nov 02

    Order placed

    Nov 5-7

    Order ships

    Nov 15-20

    Delivered!
  • *The ETA is applied for US orders only. All products are made to order.

These beach shorts would be the coolest must-have items in summer. They’re also a creative gift idea for your loved ones on many occasions.

Message:

"Stop staring at my cock
Stop staring at my shark".

Product details:

  • Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex.
  • Feature: Soft hand feel, high definition printing colors, two-way stretch fabric offers outstanding durability and comfort. 
  • Care instruction: 
    • Machine wash in cold with similar colors
    • No bleach/low iron.

Customization:

  • Please fill in the required fields and double-check your spelling before purchasing.
  • To ensure the best looking, please use standard English only and exclude special characters.
  • Click "Preview Your Personalization" to get a glimpse of your beautiful creation at the final step.
      • The above time frame applies only to orders shipped to the US with standard shipping methods.
      • International orders may take 2-5 days longer due to the customs clearance process.
      • For more information about Shipping and Delivery, click here.
      • To learn more about Replacement and Refund, click here.
      • The above time frame applies only to orders shipped to the US with standard shipping methods.
      • International orders may take 2-5 days longer due to the customs clearance process.
      • For more information about Shipping and Delivery, click here.
      • To learn more about Replacement and Refund, click here.

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      We have 24/7/365 ticket and email support. Please contact us at contact@pawfecthouse.com if you need any assistance.

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      Customer Reviews

      Based on 117 reviews
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      Lisa
      Too Cute

      We love couples shorts! We wore them on our honeymoon trip in Turks and Caicos’s. We got so many compliments. And they dry really fast when they get wet, which is really cool. Thank you so much!

      We’re delighted to hear you enjoyed our service. Providing the best for you is what we’re all about!

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      mandy newton
      Loves his cat beach shorts!

      Really pleased that my boyfriend loves his shorts!

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      A.W.
      Just what I ordered

      I love my matching set. It's just like I ordered it. It's true to size and I received it faster than I actually thought I would. It was delivered within days of ordering. Would definitely buy it again. Thank you

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      Capucine Morris
      Love

      Loved them so much we have 2 sets! Lots of compliments- ordering the towels now .

      Thank you for your review! We're thrilled to hear that you love our 'If Lost Return To Bae' beach shorts and have even ordered a second set. We hope you and your partner have a great time wearing them on your next tropical vacation. Don't forget to tag us in your photos! And we're excited for you to add our matching towels to your collection. Thank you for choosing our product and for your support. Happy adventuring!

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      Angela Soto
      Absolutely In Love!!

      I bought these for my partner and I last year, and we are absolutely in love with them!! We wear them to the beach and to the pool!! They are so comfortable and they look exactly as advertised!! I couldn’t be more obsessed with these shorts!! This company knows what people want and they are definitely giving ok!! I will be buying more from them soon!!

      Dear Angela,

      Thank you so much for your positive feedback on our 'If Lost Return To Bae' beach shorts! We are thrilled to hear that you and your partner are absolutely in love with them and that they have become a staple for your beach and pool trips. We take pride in providing comfortable and stylish products that meet our customers' expectations. We appreciate your support and look forward to serving you again in the future.

      Best,

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      Michele Williams
      Men’s shorts

      Good quality very nice shorts.

      Thank you for your kind review! We're glad to hear that you are happy with the quality of our custom photo beach shorts. We hope they bring you plenty of tropical vibes on your next vacation. Thanks for choosing us and have a wonderful day!

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      Kimberly Coulson
      Men's personalized beach shorts

      Omg these are the cutest shorts ever. Love them. Hubby wore first day we got. True to size.

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      Awilda
      Summer in Columbia

      Great smiles when what you wear has messages that are delightful would like to know if there’s any possibility of messages in Spanish?

      Hi there, Thanks for your positive review. It’s such a great honor for us!
      Regarding your request, I regret to say that we haven't had the beach short for Spanish. I will leave a note with my team for further improvements.
      In the meantime, hope you can check our Spanish collections here: https://pawfecthouse.com/pages/search-results-page?q=spanish