Bring a bold military-inspired attitude to your space with this personalized Metal Sign featuring a mustached veteran in camouflage and a humorous property warning. Add a name to create a distinctive statement piece for a home, workshop, garage, office, or personal retreat.
A fun gift choice for veterans, military enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates dry humor and larger-than-life warnings. Display it near an entryway or favorite hangout to give visitors a playful message while adding rugged patriotic character to the decor.
Message: This property is protected by a veteran who has a serious lack of negotiation skills, but is absolute hell in a gunfight. If you do not belong here, please leave. You have now been properly negotiated with.
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Please note: These signs are not textured. Any rust, scratches or other markings are part of the images used to give the sign its aged appearance. The finish is smooth gloss.
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Rust and weathered details are printed, not textured or raised.

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Display away from direct sunlight to help reduce fading.
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